Barnacle Bill

Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Cried the fair young maiden.

Oh, it's only me from across the sea.
Cried Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

You can sleep upon the floor.
I'll not sleep on the floor you dirty whore.

You can sleep upon the mat.
Oh, bugger the mat you can't f*** that.

You can sleep between my tits.
Oh, bugger your tits they give me the shits

You can sleep between my thighs.
Bugger your thighs they're covered in flies.