The doggies held a party,

The doggies held a party,
They came from near and far,
Some dogs came by taxi,
Others came by car.
Each doggy passed the entrance,
And signed the book,
Then each dog hung his a***hole
upon the nearest hook.

One dog was not invited,
It sorely raised his ire,
He ran into the meeting hall
And loudly bellowed, "Fire."
It threw them in confusion
And without a second look,
Each dog grabbed an a***hole,
From off the nearest hook.


And that's the reason why, sir,
When walking down the street,
And that's the reason why, sir,
When doggies chance to meet,
And that's the reason why, sir,
On land or sea or foam,
You’ll see dogs smelling a***holes
To see if it's his own.